100 USES FOR A TEA COSY

This, dear readers, is the result of great boredom, a free class, and our huge love of tea cosys.

1. Hat
2. String
3. Blindfold
4. Murder weapon
5. Guitar
6. Conversation starter (Hey, I have a tea cosy! What about you?)
7. Conversation ender (You don't have a tea cosy? Oh, right then. )
8. Excuse (Sorry. I have to go water my tea cosy.)
9. Christmas tree decoration
10. Halloween Decoration
11. Pick-up line
12. Source of fibre
13. Bonfire fuel
14. Hairband
15. Key chain
16. Atomic bomb
17. Bendy ruler
18. Microphone
19. Tea cooler (Take it of the teapot, your tea cools! Magic!)
20. Lip gloss (Melt and add vaseline)
21. Life achievement award
22. Hammer holder
23. Whip
24. Chocolate melter
25. Aeroplane
26. Shoelace
27. Ice cream holder
28. Telescope
29. Boat for dolls
30. To make Inspector Gadget jealous (He doesn't have a tea cosy)
31. Swing for teddys
32. Rat poison (If they eat, they die :( )
33. Exfoliant
34. Shield from a light saber (They were wrong. It can go through everything exept a tea cosy)
35. Hat for a monkey
36. Butt warmer for a monkey
37. Hat for a cantalope (and yes, it is the big yellow fruit)
38. Music video prop
39. Prize
40. Head warmer
41. Watchdog
42. Garden gnome
43. Jewellery
44. Measuring implemint
45. Building block for a tea cosy pyramid
46. Dr. Doofenschmirtz annihilator
47. Best friend
48. Source of income
49. Purse
50. Diaper
51. Curtain
52. Dog leash
53. Dog walker
54. Dog
55. Pea holder
56. Soup spoon
57. Shoe
58. Pillow
59. Bingo partner
60. Hand warmer
61. Tea cosy model
62. Ceremonial headpiece
63. Ice cubes (If frozen)
64. Flame thrower
65. Tea cosy stencil
66. Lawn mower
67. Chamber pot
68. Cereal Bowl
69. Urn
70. Drug smuggling device
71. Calculator
72. Balloon hat (a hat for a balloon, not a hat made out of balloons.)
73. Source of outcome
74. Source of entertainment
75. Source of copious amounts of money.
76. Busker
77. Number 1 fan
78. Nun impersonator
79. Eyebrow brush
80. Skipping rope
81. Letter box
82. Hot air balloon
83. Lock picker
84. Burgler alarm
85. Evil accomplice
86. Washing machine
87. Night light
88. Baby toy
89. Mould for illegal black market tea cosys
90. Fire alarm
91. Rope
92. To mould jelly
93. To repel aliens
94. Note passer
95. Popcorn maker
96. Dinosaur catcher
97. Monopoly partner
98. Dream catcher
99. Submarine
100. Tea warmer

There you go, 100 uses for a tea cosy. They are such interesting little guys. Me and Laura named ours Mop. :]

If you have any questions as to how a tea cosy can be used as any of these things, comment, cuz thats what its there for! x