ZOMIGOSH / My first semi-rant

First off, I officially delcare that all OMGs must be replaced with ZOMG. The Z stands for, well, nothing, but it sounds so much better. Claire, please take note.


Second of all, I have news for all of you Twilight lovers/haters/obsessed...ers -



Stephenie* Meyer's college roommate is apparently suing her, since she (the roommate) wrote a short story with basically the same plot as Twilight when she was in college. WELL.


However, upon Googling the matter, there seem to be a number of sites saying "this is false". Well, I still pretty much believe it. I mean, there are better sources (i.e my mom's friend) than sites that have nothing better to do than post everyday about how Robert Pattinson grew 1/4 inch of stubble overnight and Kristen Stewart's fingernails are now 0.3185% longer than they were three days, two hours, twelve minutes, and fifteen seconds ago. Seriously. These people are so obsessed, it's scary. And of course they're going to say it's fake. Personally, I would be quite happy if Stephenie* lost the case - the entire Twilight franchise has been blown up as if it is a rubbery red ballon with a picture of Robert Pattinson's face on it. I used to like the books before the hype destroyed them, now everytime I hear someone say "Edward Cullen"** I feel like running around my kitchen table with steam billowing from my ears and my face scarlet red almost like the Hogwart's Express.



Well, I suppose the movie's quite alright. BUT THE BOOKS DON'T HAVE JACKSON RATHBONE BELLYBUTTON, DO THEY?***






On yet another random note, I have posted pictures of Claire and my gods. The great Geoffrey Holder/Punjab is first, Captain Hammer (in costume!) is second (Claire, he's second because I'm pretty sure you love him as much as I do but you love DB slightly more than I do), and David Boreanaz is third. Enjoy, and feel free to fall on your knees in worship.




*does she spell it with an A or an E? Different sites seem to spell it different ways. Some fans, if they can't even spell the author's name. And no, I am not especially a big fan of hers so I can be forgiven, can't I?


** My close friends (i.e Siofra, Claire, other close friends who read Twilight, etc.) and their parents (Margaret :D) are excluded from this.


*** No, not Jackson Rathbone'S bellybutton. Jackson Rathbone Bellybutton. *hits pause button*