Dearest most darlingest ever readers,


I apologise for my lack of posts but our computer was infected by a VIRUS and is currently in bed in PC World drinking tea and chicken soup in a vain attempt to recover. The're also erasing the ENTIRE thing, including

• MSN - How am I supposed to talk to Claire/Deirdre/et. al. at 11.00p.m? And I have no idea how to reinstall it. My cousin did it for me the first time!
• ALL of my pictures
• ALL of my videos (well, if I had any they'd be gone)
• ALL of my Word documents
• ALL OF EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER MATTERED TO ME. (well, not really, but if you are a slightly melodramatic 14 year old it seems that way doesn't it?)

So as a result I am cranky, mopey, depressed, and my little brother and his Neanderthal friend spoiled my day at the movies and pizza resteraunt and my friend's house. It is so unfair.

Random note: Go to see Coraline but as soon as she goes into the room with her Other Mother and sees all the flashing kind of bug stuff STOP WATCHING. I didn't, and I screamed for the first time in my life at the cinema. It really was awful. And scary. My sister ended the movie literally sitting on my lap, and my best friend was actually shaking with fear. Yes, we should probably have been slightly more mature, but no, we weren't. But to be honest, I really want to see it again :D

Another random note: I am a pretty good haiku poet. Not the most challenging of poetry, but I really like it and bite-sized chunks of non-rhyming poetry are the perfect type for me.

Haiku by Laura Hammer, Completely copyrighted.

all of a sudden

poorly composed sentences

are just poetry

I made that one up. I actually wrote a load of them to Claire. Some are about Coraline, some are about last night when I was babysitting, and not all of them are very good. But they kept me amused. Feel free to type a few singing Randamusing's praise into the comments.

And this one is actually by Claire Boreanaz, but I love it and am therefore giving her 100% credit...

Haiku by Claire Boreanaz. Also completely copyrighted,

now i look outside

that nice flower just farted

and so did that one

If you have seen Barbie in Swan Lake the above will make perfect sense. Or not.

Anyway, I'm typing this on my dad's computer and I have to go... I think we're getting ours back on Tuesday. Today I sent our computer three boxes of tissues and a Get Well Soon card.

Randamusing, you are

so clever and well written

makes me laugh sometimes.

Over............................

.............................and out.