This, dear readers, is the result of great boredom, a free class, and our huge love of tea cosys.
- Hat
- String
- Blindfold
- Murder weapon
- Guitar
- Conversation starter (Hey, I have a tea cosy! What about you?)
- Conversation ender (You don't have a tea cosy? Oh, right then. )
- Excuse (Sorry. I have to go water my tea cosy.)
- Christmas tree decoration
- Halloween Decoration
- Pick-up line
- Source of fibre
- Bonfire fuel
- Hairband
- Key chain
- Atomic bomb
- Bendy ruler
- Microphone
- Tea cooler (Take it of the teapot, your tea cools! Magic!)
- Lip gloss (Melt and add vaseline)
- Life achievement award
- Hammer holder
- Whip
- Chocolate melter
- Aeroplane
- Shoelace
- Ice cream holder
- Telescope
- Boat for dolls
- To make Inspector Gadget jealous (He doesn't have a tea cosy)
- Swing for teddys
- Rat poison (If they eat, they die :( )
- Exfoliant
- Shield from a light saber (They were wrong. It can go through everything exept a tea cosy)
- Hat for a monkey
- Butt warmer for a monkey
- Hat for a cantalope (and yes, it is the big yellow fruit)
- Music video prop
- Prize
- Head warmer
- Watchdog
- Garden gnome
- Jewellery
- Measuring implemint
- Building block for a tea cosy pyramid
- Dr. Doofenschmirtz annihilator
- Best friend
- Source of income
- Purse
- Diaper
- Curtain
- Dog leash
- Dog walker
- Dog
- Pea holder
- Soup spoon
- Shoe
- Pillow
- Bingo partner
- Hand warmer
- Tea cosy model
- Ceremonial headpiece
- Ice cubes (If frozen)
- Flame thrower
- Tea cosy stencil
- Lawn mower
- Chamber pot
- Cereal Bowl
- Urn
- Drug smuggling device
- Calculator
- Balloon hat (a hat for a balloon, not a hat made out of balloons.)
- Source of outcome
- Source of entertainment
- Source of copious amounts of money.
- Busker
- Number 1 fan
- Nun impersonator
- Eyebrow brush
- Skipping rope
- Letter box
- Hot air balloon
- Lock picker
- Burgler alarm
- Evil accomplice
- Washing machine
- Night light
- Baby toy
- Mould for illegal black market tea cosys
- Fire alarm
- Rope
- To mould jelly
- To repel aliens
- Note passer
- Popcorn maker
- Dinosaur catcher
- Monopoly partner
- Dream catcher
- Submarine
- Tea warmer
There you go, 100 uses for a tea cosy. They are such interesting little guys. Me and Laura named ours Mop. :]
If you have any questions as to how a tea cosy can be used as any of these things, comment, cuz thats what its there for! x
4 comments:
how could it be a fire alarm??!!
I would like to hear about how a tea cosy can be an evil accomplice. Does it perhaps leap in the air and come down over some unsuspecting person's eyes, rendering them temporarily blind (or possibly worse, if they are allergic to wool)? Please describe this scenario. But not when you are supposed to be doing your homework.
Deirdre,
Obviously you have never had a house fire, or else you would not ask such a ridiculous question. Obviously the tea cosy lights up, spins around, and emits a high pitched sound at the first hint of a fire.
Joyce,
Not only is a tea cosy perfect for performing the task you have just described, it also
1. comes up with evil ideas
2. can be used if any of the above uses are part of an evil plan, e.g. your arch nemesis (who is a monkey) hates having his butt warmed and you insist of slipping a tea cosy onto those hard-to-warm areas, as described in #36.
3. Can be used as an ATOMIC BOMB, since it is made of atoms and atoms can be split, resulting in a large and deadly nuclear explosion.
I am sure that CB would be glad to illustrate any and all other uses a tea cosy has as an evil acoomplice. She need only comment.
Thank you for your most intriguing answer. I suppose you are right. :P
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